When the Gridiron Meets the Ballot: College Football's Political Play

Both Donald Trump and Tim Walz plan to attend college football games this weekend. Donald Trump will be attending the SEC matchup between Georgia and Alabama, and Tim Walz will be attending the Big Ten showdown between Michigan and Minnesota on his campaign stop in Ann Arbor. In my mind, this election will be decided this weekend if Tim Walz and the Minnesota Gophers can pull off the upset versus Michigan. An absolute lock for him and Kamala to lock up the vice president spot. On the other hand, Georgia is a battleground state; Trump needs a win in Georgia to secure the election. If the Dawgs beat Alabama by two scores, hand the election to Mr. Donald Trump and weirdo J.D. Vance.

Donald Trump also dropped his food order for the game yet to see that from Mr. Walz.

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